Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Rudy! Rudy!

Topps is printing a new card to celebrate the Red Sox 2007 Championship. And they've taken the liberty of adding a 26th man to the roster - Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani, former mayor of New York City, claimed he was a Red Sox fan while campaigning in Massachusetts last year. He can be seen raising his fist in the middle of the pile.

Rudy's Presidential campaign is now over, but perhaps he could have salvaged it with a feel good movie, celebrating his determination. It could go something like this.

"Rudy has always been told that he was too incompetent to be President...
But he is determined to overcome the odds and fulfill his dream...
By posturing around national tragedies and champions."

Bandwagon fans be warned. This is the fate that awaits you.

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